Man Down!

Well, it had to happen. The baby rolled off the big bed today and thudded onto the floorboards below while the She_Admiral was getting dressed. And here I was thinking I'd be the one to drop her on her skull or let her roll over in the bath.

We checked for signs of instant retardation - all clear so far. We also checked for signs of gravitational awareness. A nappy filled with an exposive spray of baby shit proves that (a) you're never too young to know you're falling on your head, and (b) babys can shit faster than gravity, and I suspect faster than the speed of light.

I suspect the She_Admiral birthed a small nugget also.