Temporary Bachelorhood - Day 04

Day 4 and all is well. Worked how to drive the dishwasher, which was a bit of a waste because the ants has just about cleaned all the plates that were piled up on the sink. The Finish brand powerball thing really got everything sparkling clean. So clean in fact that you could eat off it, which is handy. Didn't bother putting anything back into the cupboard because it seems a monumental waste of time. Why not just leave it all in the dishwasher? Just pull out a plate as you need it, and then whack it back in when you're done. Simple, effective, brilliant!

Down to my last microwave meal now. The Lean Cuisine just isn't cutting it. The maximum serving size seems to be about the size of a CD, so I usually have to top up with a packet of Sakata and a cup of noodles, and then some of that dire Home Icecream.

Had another great idea as well in the throes of these crippling water restrictions. If everyone simply pissed into the cistern of their toilets (women, make the effort, please!) you'd have that thing filled in no time ready for your far-less-frequent dumps. Then you'd simply flush everything away with your own aromatic urine. I'm amazed it hasn't caught on!