White Chickens Can't Swim

Stardate: 19th Feb 2007
Listening to: Fans
Build Queue: T-plus 48 hours
Cynicism: 52%
Naming Convention: 80%

Went for a run on the beach tonight and found 4 dead chickens washed up. Whole, feathered, dead, domestic chickens, spaced roughly 200m or so apart. WTF?