Level 0 Thief of Idiocy

Stardate: 16th Feb 2007
Listening to: Stupid Dog
Build Queue: T-minus 22 hours
Cynicism: 73%
Naming Convention: 80%

Some tard's stolen the valve caps from the Phat Ride. I bought them from Supercheap for about $4 when I lost one of the original ones. They appear to have also rubbed off some of the brake dust from the front mags - I expect they're collecting it like Elvis's sweat. I guess that's the downside of owning such a famed automobile.