Special Treat

Stardate: 21th Feb 2007
Listening to: Fans
Build Queue: T-plus 72 hours
Cynicism: 45%
Naming Convention: 80%

Went for a run on the beach tonight and discovered that the 4 dead chickens I encountered last night had vanished. Washed away no doubt by the swirling ocean.

Let the She_Admiral drive home from the beach as a special treat. She complained a bit about not being able to fit behind the steering wheel properly and said it hurt her lower back, but I'm pretty sure she was joking. I directed her through 6 drive through bottle shops on the way home, purchasing a longneck of Pale Ale at each one, since I thought the soothing jarring of the gutters and rumble strips at each one might coax the overdue infant from the warm confines of the womb. No dice unfortunately. The She_Admiral was so grateful by the time we got home 2 hours later than she was crying tears of joy. I think they were tears of joy. I was pretty drunk.